Barrow fan comes in peace.

[Kirsty Wilson]

Hello, like not so many of my fellow supporters I want to try and build relations between the two clubs following the trouble last summer. I'm a frequent visitor to the west of Scotland where I have some friends and family in Wishaw. I believe there is a match with Motherwell later in the month so I thought I would pop along as I've never been to Stenhousemuir or Falkirk before. Although I wasn't at last years match, the news reports said there was too much fuss made about the physical side of the home team. I can't comment on this but I'm looking forward to the Motherwell game if I'm welcome along with my friends? Do you have a bar and clubshop within the ground or not? Will I need tickets for this game? Thank you. Kirsty.

[Bozo]

Guest-Kirsty said:

I believe there is a match with Motherwell later in the month.......... I'm looking forward to the Motherwell game if I'm welcome along with my friends? Do you have a bar and clubshop within the ground or not? Will I need tickets for this game?

yep, July 22nd at Ochilview, home to Motherwell.

of course ur welcome to come along, especially if you and/or your friends are single

There's a small bar in the main stand, and there is a social club (unconnected to the club) just up the road. Clubshop is within the ground, and no tickets will be required on the night.

[Scouse_Tony]

Not only will you not need a ticket Kirsty, if you get there early enough you'll be warming up the pies! ;D

No. Seriously, if you get there early enough you'll almost certainly get a game; at the very least you and your friend can go 'puddin' and beef', mid-way through the 2nd half.

[Kirsty Wilson]

OK, Keep it in your troosers! What does 'puddin & beef' refer to?
Kirsty.

[Mark dela Fraser]

Hello Kirsty, this is the handsome dela here and my first words of advice to you is ignore they two clowns scouse tony and bozo! I mean bozo by name and bozo by nature and you obviously have to watch your purse near anyone called scouse. I know them, they go on the away bus and I can gaurantee you that they are a couple of facial cripples. If you feel comfortable in the company of a couple of ginks that would not be out of place in a horror museum then by all means go and find out what pond life is all about. However, if you want to meet a legend that is pure drop dead gorgeous then I am dela man for your Ochilview tour. I can assure you that you will not be disappointed baby!

dela the Great one.

[Kissmekwick]

Ho
Big man I think ave seen you on the bus wie that baldy runt an the next time your there I gonna make you an offer you canny refuse an I'll even keep ma teeth in fur ye

[The 1995 Club]

What's this? Has dela Fraser been spotted on the supporters bus before? Surely not? I think someone has been RUMBULT!
1995.

[Wai Hung Lo]

Hi Barrow fan,

Myself and the dela Fraser dude are the boys to see at Ochilview so let us know where and when and we'll be there.
I'll even get the pies in afterwards like, I'm that kinda guy.

[Scouse_Tony]

'Pudding and beef'; A technique to allow two players to join a match after the ritual choosing of sides.
Without members of the existing sides knowing, the new players decide on who is to be pudding and who beef. The captain of one of the teams selects pudding, t'other team gets beef.

I'm sure there will be a Scottish equivalent, 'haggis and tatties' perhaps.

t.

P.S. The 'handsome' ;D one's initials MDF are something of a giveaway, the only way to improve his looks is with a saw and a screwdriver (the more srewdrivers you drink, the better he will look).
Mind you, I would take him up on his offer of buying the pies; not only are they tasty (the pies - not dela and Lo) but it's almost certainly a first for him to reach into his pocket for anything other than his mirror.